Peoples' Golfing Association tournament Dec. 18th, in Gleneagles

 

Don't have a golf club?

Never smoked a cigar?

Don't like uncreative tactics?

Don't like powdered soup?

Don't want to improve your game?

Don't know your tee-time?

Don't want to play your holes by the rules?

Keep playing even if an official tells you not to?

Don't think that's funny?

Like walking where you're not allowed to?

Like walking anyway?

Come to the Santa Flaws Tournament for luxurious golfing games and walks around the area, in Gleneagles on the 18th December. Peoples' Golfing Association: http://www.tao.ca/~wrench/dist/g8/pga.html

email: wrench@tao.ca or ReshapeG8@riseup.net to participate